Chancellor Duncan: This list of demands is quite extensive, Dr. Solomon.
Dick: Well, you have us up in arms, chancellor.
Chancellor Duncan: Casual Friday should be moved to Wednesday?
Dick: Everyone wanted that one. You can buckle under anytime now.
Chancellor Duncan: You people are serious about this.
Dick: Oh, we're deadly serious. They didn't choose me as their leader because I'm weak. What you have before you are the resignations of 58 of the finest professors this side of Rutherford Junior College.
Chancellor Duncan: Wow. So, you're really willing to risk your jobs?
Dick: [inhales] Yes. [hand fidgets]
Chancellor Duncan: I think you're bluffing.
Dick: If I were bluffing, believe me, you'd know it. I'm not bluffing.