Quote from Tommy in Dick Strikes Out
Harry: I just don't understand why we have to make the pretzels. It says they're homemade.
Alissa: Yeah, they're homemade right here.
Harry: Does Mrs. Fetzel know about this?
Alissa: Tommy, there is no Mrs. Fetzel. She was invented by a bunch of marketing guys.
Tommy: A small part of me has just died.