Quote from Dick in Youth is Wasted on the Dick
Don: Oh, and we suspect that your neighbor across the street is a video pirate. Harry: Oh, you mean the guy with the peg leg and the eye patch? Don: No, the guy right next door to him. I'm talking about the kind of scum that puts new movies on tape and then resells them illegally for a profit. Dick: Don, when you nab this criminal, as I know you will, can you get us a copy of prince's much maligned and misunderstood film classic Under a Cherry Moon? Don: Dick, you can get that at any video store. Dick: You'd think so wouldn't you? But no.