Quote from Dick in This Little Dick Went to Market
Tommy: She used you as a thighmaster, huh? Harry: No. Janice was as gentle as a lamb. No. I was walking home, and Dick jumped off the roof onto my head. Dick: I didn't jump. I was pushed. Sally: You were pushed? So Albright was that pissed at you, huh? Dick: But she only pushed me the first time. Tommy: You asked for it. You fired me. Dick: I was cutting costs. Tommy: I was doing all the work. Dick: You were slacking off. Tommy: I hate you! Dick: I was being a responsible stockholder!