Dick: Let's be honest, Nina. Mary is upset because I've been having sexual fantasies about you.
Nina: About me?
Mary: Oh, don't act so innocent, Nina!
Nina: What?!
Mary: Oh, please. Maybe if you started dressing like a grown-up instead of some teenybopper Pat Benatar wannabe-
Dick: Now, Mary, Mary-
Nina: You know something, Mary? Maybe if you changed your hairstyle once a decade, your pervert of a boyfriend wouldn't have to think about me.