Sally: Okay, flannel boy, yeah, step over here. So you're the one who's been stalking me, huh? [grabs him and slams him at the bars] Well, you have messed with the wrong broad, baby! You have made my life a living hell, and you will suffer the wrath-
Don: Sally, for god's sake, stop it!
Sally: What is it, sweetie?
Don: I was the one who wrote the note.
Sally: You?
Don: I thought it would be better than a card. I wanted to say it in my own words.
Sally: You wrote "Dear Sally, I can't stop thinking about you. I stay up at night... just to watch you sleep."
Both: "On this Valentine's Day your heart will be mine."
Sally: Oh, my god, that is so sweet.
Don: Thanks. I tried.
Sally: Let's go. [to the prisoner] You could never write a Valentine that good, you creep.