Quote from Tommy in Dick Puts the 'ID' in Cupid
Tommy: Well, all I know is at school, everybody says Valentine's Day is designed to maximize the lovin'. Sally: What about people like you who never get any lovin'? Tommy: Yes, well, that's all about to change. Because this Valentine's Day is about me and Alissa maximizing the lovin' and minimizing the virginity. Sally: Yes. Dick: It's about time. I've been telling you to do that since you were fourteen.