Mr. Mora: All right, listen up, people. Today, we're gonna talk about what happens during sexual intercourse.
Tommy: Um, are we gonna be choosing lab partners? 'Cause if so, I got dibs on Donna Hagen.
Mr. Mora: No, we're not choosing lab partners, Tommy.
Tommy: Well, then, we're gonna need a much more attractive C.P.R. dummy.
Mr. Mora: All right, now, the male and female reproductive cells each carry half- Yes?
Tommy: I'm sorry, but this material just lacks a certain, um... I don't know hotness.
Mr. Mora: Let's talk about cellular meiosis, all right? There are 5 stages- Uh, yes?
Tommy: When are you gonna teach us how to unhook a bra?
Mr. Mora: We're not learning that.
Tommy: Okay. Well, all this stuff is very interesting, but I'm not gonna get to any of it if I can't unhook a bra.