Quote from Dick in Dick and Tuck
Dick: Okay, fine. Lights. Any questions, comments, anyone? Caryn: About what, Dr. Solomon? We've been sitting in the dark for ten minutes. You haven't showed us a thing. Dick: I've been showing you my face. What do you people think of my face? Anyone? Uh, how about you, Bug? Bug: What- Excuse me, sir. Your, uh, your what? Dick: My face! My face. Do you find it appealing in an incredibly handsome, sexiest-man-on-Earth sort of way? Bug: You're sort of not my type. Dick: How about you, Pitman? Do you find me attractive? Pitman: I'm sorry, Dr. Solomon. The last time I answered that question in school, one thing led to another, and then my biology teacher wound up asking me to kill her husband.