Mary: Okay, Dick, what's going on?
Dick: Mary, I've done something awful.
Mary: Well, what did you do?
Dick: I've been unfaithful.
Mary: Oh, Dick! How could you?
Dick: I don't- I don't know. At first it just seemed so new and exciting.
Mary: It's Tina Swain from the History department, isn't it? You know they're fake.
Dick: What are you talking about?
Mary: The other woman.
Dick: The other woman- Mary, I'm talking about my car! Why does everything have to be about you? Oh.