Ken Fretts: I'm sorry. I just didn't think it was a very good story.
Tommy: You're right.
Sally: We tried tellin' her.
Dick: I, for one, am shocked- shocked! - that a paper of such high journalistic standards, a paper that had the cojones to tell the world about Cocoa, the rhyming bison, can't see a great story when it's right under your noses.
All: Dick!
Dick: On the other hand, perhaps you know best. Did Cocoa get that scholarship?