Dick: Oh, my God. Then it's true. Sally, get me some coffee.
Sally: Dick... [chuckles] I'm not getting you anything anymore. You work under me now, and you're just gonna have to get used to it.
Dick: Oh, great!
Sally: Now, get up and get dressed.
Dick: No.
Sally: That's an order!
Dick: An order? "High Commander Sally." That sounds real impressive. [lisps] Rally 'round, troops. High Commander Sally wants to go to the mall.
Sally: Did it ever occur to you that I might actually deserve this promotion?
Dick: Of course it didn't!