Mary: Because I have a little news flash about your friend. This afternoon, he grabbed me and kissed me!
Dick: What?!
Mary: Oh, Dick, I know how this must make you feel.
Dick: Oh, but this is wonderful!
Mary: What?!
Dick: Stone likes you. This reflects beautifully on me.
Mary: Dick, another man put his tongue in my mouth!
Dick: Tongue? Yes!