Quote from Tommy in Near Dick Experience
Alissa: Okay, Tommy, I'm really sorry. I never meant to hurt your feelings, you know. It's just that we're so young. We have plenty of time. Tommy: It's all right. I mean, you can't understand where I'm coming from 'cause you haven't experienced what I've experienced, so... Now, why don't you try some perfectly ordinary peanut brittle? Alissa: Tommy, that's a can full of fake snakes. Tommy: What are you talking about? It says peanut brittle right on the front. Listen. [clunking] When you shake it, it sounds like there's peanut brittle inside. Go ahead. Alissa: All right. [opens can] Tommy: Aah! Snakes! They're gonna kill you! All right, well, what if those were real? Alissa: Well, I would hope you wouldn't have offered them to me.