Strudwick: Hey, Dick. Quite an impressive turnout for me, wouldn't you say?
Dick: Not bad. It's no gay pride parade.
Strudwick: Right. So, what'd you think of the book?
Dick: As bathroom fare? A triumph.
Strudwick: Well, I'm going to go get my picture taken for the National Journal of Physics. Don't be in it.
Dick: Oh, I won't. [to himself] I've got to get in that picture!