Quote from Dick in Dick vs. Strudwick
Strudwick: Hey, Dick. Quite an impressive turnout for me, wouldn't you say? Dick: Not bad. It's no gay pride parade. Strudwick: Right. So, what'd you think of the book? Dick: As bathroom fare? A triumph. Strudwick: Well, I'm going to go get my picture taken for the National Journal of Physics. Don't be in it. Dick: Oh, I won't. [to himself] I've got to get in that picture!