Dick: I, uh, have your exams, everyone.
Leon: But you didn't grade these.
Bug: Oh, man, he's not even grading them anymore.
Dick: Well, is there anyone here who thinks they might have passed? [Caryn is the only one to raise her hand] Yeah. All right, then, the important thing is that stapled to each exam is an invitation to my birthday party.
Bug: You're inviting us to your party? I didn't even think you liked us.
Dick: Oh, Bug. I don't. I like presents. Keep in mind, I will be aware of any no-shows.
Caryn: You know, Dr. Solomon, this could be interpreted as blackmail.
Dick: Uh, no, Caryn. It's extortion.