Quote from Dick in Alien Hunter
Dick: I, uh, have your exams, everyone. Leon: But you didn't grade these. Bug: Oh, man, he's not even grading them anymore. Dick: Well, is there anyone here who thinks they might have passed? [Caryn is the only one to raise her hand] Yeah. All right, then, the important thing is that stapled to each exam is an invitation to my birthday party. Bug: You're inviting us to your party? I didn't even think you liked us. Dick: Oh, Bug. I don't. I like presents. Keep in mind, I will be aware of any no-shows. Caryn: You know, Dr. Solomon, this could be interpreted as blackmail. Dick: Uh, no, Caryn. It's extortion.