Quote from Dick in Superstitious Dick
Dick: "Dear friend, this is a chain letter. You have three days to send copies of this to ten of your friends, but do not throw it away, or bad luck will befall you. Sincerely-" Mary, what is this? Mary: I got one, too. [throws it in the trash] Bunch of crap. Just throw it out. Nina: Whoa! You are crazy. My Aunt Janelle threw a chain letter out once. The same day, she crushed her hand in a juicer. Dick: I don't understand. What kind of power could this letter have? Mary: The power to waste your time. Nina: [scoffs] Why risk it, Dr. Solomon? Just send it out. Mary: Every culture has its own superstition. I have studied 'em all. And the one thing they all have in common, they're all a little bit cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo. Dick: Well, Nina, I hope that your aunt now realizes that the plastic plunger included with the juicer is there for a reason.