Dick Quote #1077
Quote from Dick in Superstitious Dick
Dick: "Dear friend, this is a chain letter. You have three days to send copies of this to ten of your friends, but do not throw it away, or bad luck will befall you. Sincerely-" Mary, what is this?
Mary: I got one, too. [throws it in the trash] Bunch of crap. Just throw it out.
Nina: Whoa! You are crazy. My Aunt Janelle threw a chain letter out once. The same day, she crushed her hand in a juicer.
Dick: I don't understand. What kind of power could this letter have?
Mary: The power to waste your time.
Nina: [scoffs] Why risk it, Dr. Solomon? Just send it out.
Mary: Every culture has its own superstition. I have studied 'em all. And the one thing they all have in common, they're all a little bit cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo.
Dick: Well, Nina, I hope that your aunt now realizes that the plastic plunger included with the juicer is there for a reason.
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Quote from Sally
Sally: You know that song Macho Man?
Tommy: Mm-hmm.
Sally: He's who they're singing about.
Tommy: So I guess rugged good looks and broad shoulders really do it for you women.
Sally: Oh, please. Lots of guys have that. But Justin- Justin can fix things. He can build things. He's got a belt full of tools. A... A tool belt, if you will.
Tommy: How am I supposed to compete with guys like that? I mean, look at me. My arms are stick-thin. I shave, like, once a month. My ass is flat.
Sally: Sweetie, listen to me. Don't be so hard on yourself, Okay? I mean, I'm sure there are a lot of girls who are more than willing to settle for a tiny, little wussy like you.
Tommy: That helped very little.
Quote from Mary
Dick: Mary, what happened to your arm?
Mary: Oh, it's nothing. After they wrapped my ribs, the nurse walked me to my car and slammed my shoulder into the door.
Dick: I guess accidents will happen, huh?
Mary: Yeah. [chuckles] She then took me back to the hospital, and they forced it back into its socket, gave me a shot of cortisone.
Dick: Oh, well, I hope that made it feel better.
Mary: Well, no. The cortisone was mismarked. It was minoxidil. But they tell me the excess hair will fall out by beach weather.