Chancellor Stevens: Mary, what could you have been thinking? Breaking and entering.
Mary: Well, actually, it's very funny. You're gonna love it when you hear it because it's very, very funny. [laughs] You want to hear it now? 'Cause you're gonna laugh.
Chancellor Stevens: Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary.
Dick: No! She's not to blame. She had an accomplice. I talked her into it. If anyone goes down for this, it should be me.
Judith: That's very noble of you, Dick, but we caught Mary trying to bash her way out of my office with a crowbar.
Mary: Well, he taught me that.
Chancellor Stevens: Mary, Mary-
Mary: Oh, shut up!