Quote from Dick in Dick and Taxes
Mr. Gindek: Mr. Solomon, why don't you just cooperate? You're only making things harder. Dick: All right. All right, you've caught us. [all hold hands] We are aliens. We came here from a barred spiral galaxy in the Cepheus Draco border territory in order to study your species. I only ask that you take into account our good intentions before you call in your scientists to dissect us. Mr. Gindek: Sorry, folks. I've heard that one before, too. Mr. Solomon, you owe $16,143 in back taxes. All: Yes! [cheer]