Quote from Dick in Dick and Taxes
Harry: Dick, look. Something weird is going on at work. Doug's gonna make me pay taxes. Dick: Everyone pays taxes, Harry. It is our duty, nay, our privilege to pay taxes when we purchase goods, such as chocolates and combs. Mary: That's very noble of you, Dick, in February. Let's see what you say in April when you have to file your return. Dick: My return? Mary: Your tax return. Dick: Oh. My tax return. Mary: The one you file every year. Dick: Oh, that. Yes. Well, Nina does all my filing. Uh, Nina! Nina: [o.s.] What? Dick: Uh, bring me my return. Nina: [o.s.] Your return? Dick: My return. My return. You see what I have to deal with? My return!