Dick: Okay, listen up. I've got horrible news. We're being audited by the I.R.S.
Tommy: What? Does that mean we don't get the $375,000?
Dick: It's worse. Agents of the government are gonna go through our lives with a fine-tooth comb. Every detail of our past examined under a microscope, for the last six years!
Sally: So? We've only been on the planet for three.
Dick: That's the whole problem. The more they probe into our past, the more they'll find out we don't have one!
Harry: Because we're aliens.
Dick: That is the conclusion they will draw. [exasperated muttering]