Tommy: Man, I can't catch a break. I finally meet a hot girl who likes me, and she turns out to be my cousin?!
Harry: [gravely] Well, happens to a lot of guys, kiddo.
Tommy: [sighs] Janine.
Harry: Wait a second. Janine Solomon?
Tommy: Yeah.
Harry: Well, this is your lucky day. Uncle Abe told me she's adopted.
Tommy: Adopted? Are you sure?
Harry: Oh, don't even get me started on her father's low sperm count.
Tommy: Harry, I could kiss you! [runs off]
Harry: Well, he's a good kid. Horny, but good.