Mary: Dick, what's wrong? I thought you were going to help me cube the Havarti.
Dick: Mmm, so did I. I guess you can file that with all the other broken dreams and unfulfilled plans of 1998.
Mary: What are you talking about?
Dick: This year has been a disaster. I've accomplished nothing. Mary, do you hear me? Nothing! [doorbell rings]
Mary: That's a shame. Why don't you talk football with Strudwick?