Dick: And I, uh... Well, there's so many. Where do I begin? There's, uh...
Sally: Well?
Dick: Well, for one thing, I saved that child from drowning in her above-ground swimming pool.
Tommy: You didn't save any kid. We saw that on the news.
Dick: Oh, that's right. Then I guess I didn't pitch that no-hitter in Cleveland.
Harry: No, sir.
Not that I recall.
Dick: Well, fine. I can't be concerned with trivialities. My achievements are grander, and if, as such, they are harder to define, then they are all that much grander for it!