Quote from Tommy in D3: Judgement Day
Dick: I miss Mary! Sally: Oh, crap. Dick: Mary and I were meant for each other. And now I've dumped her just because she was so busy being Dean. I've gotta get her back. Harry: Well, but first you gotta get rid of Jennifer. Dick: I know, but how? Tommy: Well, you could treat her like you treated Mary. That seems to do irreparable damage.