Dick: Hello, Tommy. You want winners?
Tommy: No, I can't. I have to go to school and wash jock straps. Oh, and, uh, my principal wants to see us tomorrow.
Dick: Because you've been washing jock straps on school property?
Tommy: No, it's because, apparently I don't have enough pep.
Dick: Did you try faking it?
Tommy: Yeah, of course.