Dick: Daddy needs a kiss-kiss.
Mary: Well, Daddy's not going to get a kiss-kiss 'cause I'm still cleaning up the mess you made with Lucy.
Dick: Oh, that.
Mary: Dick, she filed a grievance.
Dick: I had to fire her, Mary. She flouted our authority.
Mary: Our authority? You don't have any authority. I'm the Dean, not you. Me. Me - dean, you - boyfriend. [Dick growls] Tomorrow morning, you are going to convince her to take her job back.
Dick: Why do I have to do it?
Mary: Oh, you're incredible. First you give Dr. Strudwick a raise, then you carpet the men's room.
Dick: It was so echoey.