Mary: Tommy, where was Harry?
Tommy: A freak show. You know, bearded ladies, Siamese twins... the usual.
Mary: Why won't anyone tell me anything?!
Dick: I'm sorry, Mary. Things have been a little crazy, and I haven't exactly been myself. I hope you can forgive me.
Mary: Well, Dick, I- I don't think I can.
Dick: What do you say you and I go down to Blascott's? I'll tell you the whole story over a warm glass of brandy.
Mary: Oh, that sounds nice.
Dick: Great. Let me just change out of this diaper, huh?