Vicki Dubcek: Harry, I couldn't help but notice the way that bearded lady was lookin' at you. Tell me the truth. Did anything happen between the two of you?
Harry: Vicki, a man gets awful lonely on the road. And I can't say that I wasn't tempted. But every time I came close, there was just one thing that I couldn't get out of my mind.
Vicki Dubcek: Oh, Harry. Me?
Harry: No. She had a beard.