Tommy: All right, let me get this straight. You disobeyed your own orders, invited Albright into what you knew would be a hostile environment, alienated everyone, and then you stomped off into the woods where you became a jungle overlord.
Dick: Well, it's a mistake every man makes sooner or later. I learned my lesson.
Harry: Yeah, right.
Dick: But you have to admit I did orchestrate a hugely successful weekend.
Sally: How do you figure that?
Dick: Well, through a series of apparently lame-brained orders and seemingly selfish strategies, I managed to lead this family to a new level of unity.
Sally: And that's the story you're going with?
Dick: Unless you've got something better.