Dick: The lady in the cafeteria doesn't like me!
Tommy: What'd you do?
Dick: Nothing! I barely said two words to her.
Tommy: Well, Dick, I have an idea. Why don't you try going to high school? Everyone hates you. You don't ask why. Everyone just hates you.
Dick: And that's a good thing?
Tommy: Yeah. It teaches you not to give a rat's ass.