Quote from Dick in The Physics of Being Dick
Dick: This is outrageous! I'm wise. I'm revered. And I work damn hard! Who do you think puts food on the table? Sally: I put it there. Tommy: I'm going with America's farmers. Harry: There's food on the table? Dick: Oh, now, stop it. If you people think it's so easy, why don't you get a job and work for a change? [exits] Sally: I'm glad that was a question and not an order. Dick: [o.s.] It's an order! Harry: Well, I'm glad it's an order and not a direct order. Dick: [o.s.] It's a direct order! Sally: I'm glad it's a direct order- Dick: [o.s.] Go get the want ads!