Quote from Mary in Stuck with Dick
Mary: Oh, my God, this is my thesis. I spent two years of my life writing this, and they keep it in here?! Dick: Well, then, this must be the archives! Mary: It's in the bottom of a boxed marked "Sugar Puffs"! This was good, damn it! And they keep it in here? Oh, and look! In 15 years, it was checked out once! Once. Dick: I'm so sorry, Mary. I don't know what to say. Champagne?