Dick: What was that for?
Nina: You know, there are two kinds of people in this world. Those who want loving, monogamous relationships and those who hop from bed to bed having meaningless sex!
Dick: Yes. I was the former, now I'm the latter. What's the big deal?
Nina: You know, if I were Dr. Albright, I'd slap you in the face. [slaps Dick in the face]
Dick: Hey, you're not Dr. Albright!