Sally: Oh, hello.
Gabriella: Why does your wife always bother us?
Sally: No, I'm not his wife. I'm his sister, and, uh, right now, we really need to have a little brother/sister chat.
Dick: Come on, Sally, anything you have to say to me you can say in front of Gabriella.
Sally: Okay, um... you know those hemorrhoid suppositories you always buy-
Dick: All right, in the kitchen! In the kitchen!