Tommy: Dick, that Celia woman called for you again.
Dick: Oh, I'm not surprised. I've discovered the most powerful aphrodisiac there is.
Sally: What, self-confidence?
Dick: No. Self-loathing.
Harry: Well, I thought it was two tickets to an Eddie Money concert and a bottle of Jagermeister.
Dick: No. No. As I see it, women don't want a finished product. They crave a fixer-upper.