Dick: This afternoon I tried to borrow her magnifying glass. You know, to burn some ants.
Sally: Of course. Go on.
Dick: So anyway, she's like, "No, you'll break it!" And I'm all, "I will not!" And she's like, "It's mine! You can't have it!" So we have this huge fight. Finally she let me borrow it when she wasn't looking.
Sally: And let me guess. You broke it.
Dick: Yes! A particularly large queen burst into flames, and I got scared and dropped it on the sidewalk.