Girl: Trick or treat.
Sally: Oh, it's self-serve, honey. [closes door] [doorbell rings] [opens door] What?
Girl: Trick or treat.
Sally: I just told-- Hey, what happened to all the candy?
Girl: The pope took it.
Sally: Nice plan, Tommy.
Girl: Don't you have anything else?
Tommy: Uh, yeah. Give me a second.
Sally: So, uh... how are things?
Girl: Uh, pretty good.
Tommy: All right. Uh, here you go.
Girl: What is it?
Tommy: Half pound of hamburger meat.
Sally: Enjoy!
Kids: Trick or treat.
Girl: Don't bother. Alls they got left is beef. [an egg is thrown]
Sally: Hey! That better not have been the pope!
Tommy: That's it! You're toast, pontiff.