Quote from Dick in Fun with Dick and Janet: Part 1
Dick: Family meeting! Family meeting! No, not you. That is not my wife. Sally: So? I'm not your sister. Harry: Yeah, and I'm not your brother. Tommy: He's certainly not my uncle. Sally: And I'm not his aunt. Dick: I'm not his father. [all talking at once] You see? This woman is tearing this family apart! That's it. Meeting adjourned. That woman is not my wife. I'm engaged to Mary.