Quote from Dick in Dick and the Single Girl
Mary: Dick, I just want you to know I spoke with Sonja today. Dick: You did? I didn't. Mary: She considers us to be just good friends. That's all she wants. Dick: Then why did she try to do unspeakable things to me? Mary: What? Dick: Right here on this desk! Things that only you do! Not nearly often enough. Mary: I can't believe it! Dick: Believe it, Mary. She wants me! And not just my mind. She wants my body, my beautiful body!