Mary: I've been trying to get him out for an hour.
Dick: That must be an awfully long time in Mary world, where 15 minutes lasts for five days!
Mary: Is this about Sally?
Dick: [whines] Yes!
Mary: Do you think you could get her to speak at my rotary luncheon next week? Harry won't return my calls.
Dick: Oh, Mary, you too?
Mary: Oh, Dick, why are you so upset about this? What do you want?
Dick: Fame! I want to live forever, light up the sky like a flame. Fame!