Dick: Harry, I hired you to replace Nina, but instead she's turned you into her sassy doppelganger.
Harry: Is that right?
Dick: That's right.
Harry: Well, you know what?
Dick: What?
Harry: I'm not taking it anymore. The carnival is leaving Dicksville. I quit!
Dick: You can't quit, Harry. You're fired.
Harry: [screams] No!