Quote from Dick in Sensitive Dick
Dick: Come on, come on. Anyone. Caryn: Y to the fourth power? Dick: No. Bug: Eleven? Dick: No. Pitman: Velocity squared? Dick: No. Leon: That guy from Jeopardy? Dick: No, no, no! Caryn: Dr. Solomon, can't you just tell us the answer? We've been guessing for 45 minutes now. Dick: You've been guessing?! All right, people, due to your staggering ineptitude with the most basic concepts of quantum superpositions, I am issuing the following assignment: you will write a five-page letter to your parents apologizing for wasting their money. I want them on my desk tomorrow morning for my approval and a blistering P.S. And bring a stamp, damn it. I'm not a post office.