Quote from Dick in Dickmalion
Mary: Dick, this is so exciting. The St. Clairs want to invite us to their club tomorrow night. Dick: Tomorrow? I can't! Mary: Well, why not? Dick: Well, for openers, tomorrow is spaghetti and waffle night and the whole family is going mad with anticipation. Mary: Can't you cancel? Dick: And break their little hearts? No, Sally's already made the pesto syrup.