Harry: First of all, you need a manly name. "Dick" is so girly. You need something hip, something sexy, something that says, "I'm a real man," something like Manny.
Dick: Harley.
Harry: Tubby.
Dick: Batman.
Harry: How 'bout "Sol-o-moan"?
Dick: Ooh-oh! Oh, I like that. "Dick Solomon".