Jeweler: Is there something I can show you?
Dick: Oh, engagement rings... for women.
Jeweler: Oh, excellent, excellent. Diamond engagements are right over here. Uh, we'll start small.
Dick: Ooh, this one looks nice. How much is it?
Jeweler: Ah, that one is $3,000.
Dick: [stammers] For a diamond! Where I come from, we use the big ones for doorstops!
Jeweler: Sir, you mustn't think in terms of price. The ring is a symbol.
Dick: A symbol?
Jeweler: Yes, the circular shape represents never-ending love.
Dick: Circular shape. Great! I'll give her my watch.