Mary: Here, let me elevate that foot.
Dick: No touching! No touching! No touching. Ooh, what did my body ever do to deserve this? What did I ever do to you?! Mary, turn it off!
Mary: Well, I can't. The doctor said he doesn't give drugs for a sprain. But that's good news, isn't it? It's not broken.
Harry: Well, I heard sometimes a sprain can be worse than a break.
Sally: Oh, is that one worse?!
Dick: Yes, it is! Much worse!
Mary: Well, I said I was sorry! Can I fix you something to eat?
Dick: Just fix my foot! I don't care if I starve, just fix my foot!